Our Leader   edward coyle
  Dec 11, 2004 19:02 PST 

Our Leader (to the tune of Jingle Bells)


Trudging through the snow
Head craned up toward the sky
He never saw that thorn bush there
Menacing his thigh

OHHHH......Ape-like yells, Ape-like yells,
The Ruckers on the way
Eight species sined and figured out
Two more on the way

Burrs on Bob's tail cling
Never staying on a trail
He traipses over mountain tops
Where bigger trees avail

OHHHH......Ape-like yells, Ape-like yells,
The Ruckers on the way
Nine species sined and figured out
One more on the way

A white pine looms ahead
It's bigger than the best
After writing all the data down
He puts his voicebox to the test

OHHHH......Ape-like yells, Ape-like yells,
The Ruckers on the way
Ten species sined and figured out
It's been a great,great day!

Ed